Tom had sex with Barry Manilow!?!?!?

Saturday, May 31, 2008
If you missed todays show, you missed a lot......

The show started a little bit late. Tom Just came back from Las Vegas, and Debbie had a long night of W.O.W. John We believe was the only person ready on time.

Once the show started, Debbie, John and Tom started talking about what had happened since the Thursday show. Debbie was talking about Mr. x, (now apparently Mr. Ex), John was talking about his family and Tom was talking about his trip to Vegas.

Both Debbie and John noticed and had to point out a huge mark on Tom's neck. It honestly looked like a Shark had given him a hickey. Tom really didn't say too much about it and started to redirect the show. He said something about a vaccuum cleaner beaing to strong.

Because Tom wouldn't answer the question about who (or what) he may have done in Vegas the night before, Debbie and John took it upon themselves to sumise what happened. Chants of "Tom had sex with an ugly dude" filled Brandees coffee and made for some interesting looks. Tom tried to stop them, but then joined in cuz the song was just so catchy!!!

Turns out, Tom didn't have sex with an ugly dude. Turns out, he was staying in the same hotel that Barry Manilow Performs at every night. The Las Vegas Hilton!! Just before the show ended, Tom explained that he saw a small Korean woman getting hauled out of the Manilow show in Handcuffs. Debbie and John wanted to know how Tom knew of this?

Tom Finally Exclaimed!!!
"I had sex with Barry Manilow!!!"

oh Barry
Well you came and you gave without takingbut I sent you away, oh Barrywell you kissed me and stopped me from shakingAnd I need you today, oh Barry